Monkey No Climb is a West Indian Style home completed in 2008, perched 1,070 feet high on Bordeaux Mountain above the community of Coral Bay, St. John, United States Virgin Islands. Marvel at the breathtaking views of Jost Van Dyke, Sandy Cay, Tortola, Coral Bay, Hurricane Hole and the entire Sir Francis Drake Channel to Virgin Gorda. Explore the slow paced nature island of St. John and the Virgin Islands National Park. Escape your everyday world and experience the Caribbean from the mountain side retreat Monkey No Climb.

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Monkey No Climb is perfect for nature lovers, artists, writers, birders, hikers, newlyweds, newly in love or people in search of seclusion. The focal point of Monkey No Climb is the totally private, large covered porch. From this vantage point you can relax in our four-person spa and scan one of the most pristine views in the Caribbean. This breezy location can actually become chilly in the evenings as you star gaze towards the east.



    "Your place was beyond our expectation.  Throughout our time on St John's we were either on the water (beach, boat, snorkeling...) or sitting on your front porch.  We got up each morning and planned our daily adventure while lounging on the porch eating breakfast, had fun during the day, then headed back on the porch again for dinner and cocktails until bed time."

The villa features two equal size bedrooms and equal size private bathrooms. Both bedrooms have A/C units and firm king size beds. Monkey No Climb exhibits bright colors, a beautifully stained cypress hip roof, quality wicker and traditional furniture, Caribbean wall hangings and whimsical furnishings. Additional amenities include satellite television/internet, laptop size safe, beach chairs, coolers, beach towels, ceiling fans, stationary "Life Cycle" exercise cycle, and many comfortable outdoor chairs. The villa enjoys end of the road quiet, many large shade trees, vacant surrounding lots and complete privacy from neighboring homes. Monkey No Climb plantings include bananas, limes, lemons, starfruits, mangos, papayas, tree orchids and Monkey No Climb tree.

      

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  "Your kitchen was well stocked for cooking with nice quality stuff.  We loved the ride down in the morning and enjoyed it just as much heading back up in the evening.  The breeze was great and we were comfortable (sometimes even chilly) with the ceiling fans and open windows.  We did not have to use air conditioning at all.  Thank you for such a great place."


Our representative can meet you at the Cruz Bay ferry or Coral Bay area, help you secure your rental car and lead you to the villa for a personal orientation of the house. The drive is totally paved with an easy to navigate paved driveway. The Monkey can now also be reached directly from Centerline Road (Route 10). Please watch out for chickens, goats, donkeys and cows in the roadway on your drive.

 


The villa is centrally located to all beaches on the north and south shores, twenty US National Park hiking trails and is just five minutes from shopping and restaurants in parking friendly Coral Bay. When the surf is up on the north shore beaches remember the south shore beaches of Salt Pond and Little Lameshur. They are destinations worth exploring even in calm seas. Driving out to the East End of St. John is not to be missed. Escape your everyday world and experience the Caribbean from the mountain side retreat Monkey No Climb.

 
 
Amenities
 
  Outdoor Spa  
 

Satellite Television with DVD

 
 

Wireless Internet

 
 

Washer/Dryer/Detergent

 
 

Dishwasher/Automatic Ice Maker

 
  Air Conditioning in each of the Master Bedrooms  
 

Stereo

 
 

Gas BBQ Grill

 
 

Beach Chairs/Coolers/Beach Towels

 
 

Safe (Laptop will fit)

 
 

Cell Phone Reception & Land Line

 
 

Ceiling Fans

 
 

Stationary "LifeCycle" Execise Cycle

 
 

Tropical Plantings with Monkey No Climb Tree

 
   
 

 

 
 
Rates
 
 

Low Season (Mid April - Mid December):
$1,900 Per Week 1-2 People
$2,600 Per Week 3-4 People

High Season (Mid December - Mid April):
$2,600 Per Week 1-2 People
$3,300 Per Week 3-4 People

 
  Email us for Christmas/New Years rates  
 

We require a 5 night minimum stay. 50% is due a time of reservation and the balance due 60 days prior to arrival.

 

 
 
See Below For Our Availability Calendar
 
     
  For further information contact:  
    
HeadMonkey@MonkeyNoClimb.com

or call us at  301-353-9150